Holyday Thrill Ride - The Cruxification Experience
It has been now about a month and a half since a client challenged me over the craziest idea I could generate over Holiday Packages, I did a bit of research and found holiday thrill rides a pitifully tasteless ride for your money. If you get offended easily please don't read any further, this is not meant to be offensive in any way, however I am sure it will be for some, if you are in that league, I hope you work by level of concern, starting by the highest concern factor, and in this way I would expect you would be running a petition to end sales of Marilyn Manson's work before you draw your critique here.
So after being challenged in a rather rude fashion when it comes to creativity, I have an answer, this one is for you Sir, the craziest adrenalin rush you can possibly have in a stupid holiday thrill ride, never mind being put in a safe cart in a roller coaster, how about a real challenge:
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Feel the ultimate pain, the greatest pain you can possibly feel, take the steps self punishment and feel the ultimate adrenalin rush... The Cruxification Experience, undertook in a real cross, with real nails with all the safety ensured by our medical team that would monitor your vital signs and ensure a safe removal...
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Now seriously, I believe that it the craziest and potentially most controverse Holyday Thrill Ride and adrenalin rush possible. I challenge anyone to invent a stupidiest idea than this one for a holyday experience, never mind fire walking or bungee jumping, really you cant beat this in any way, and if you think you are a tough guy because you did a bungee jump or skydiving...
As for the challenger, my friend never challenge my creativity again, you really cant beat it. Really.
PS: Before you consider criticising the imoral nature of this post, please bear in mind that this post is not half as offensive as the Inquisition and all the sex scandals of the instituition recently portraid by the media, in reality self-rightiousness is a personal concept that bears no effect on ones actual morals.
So after being challenged in a rather rude fashion when it comes to creativity, I have an answer, this one is for you Sir, the craziest adrenalin rush you can possibly have in a stupid holiday thrill ride, never mind being put in a safe cart in a roller coaster, how about a real challenge:
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Feel the ultimate pain, the greatest pain you can possibly feel, take the steps self punishment and feel the ultimate adrenalin rush... The Cruxification Experience, undertook in a real cross, with real nails with all the safety ensured by our medical team that would monitor your vital signs and ensure a safe removal...
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Now seriously, I believe that it the craziest and potentially most controverse Holyday Thrill Ride and adrenalin rush possible. I challenge anyone to invent a stupidiest idea than this one for a holyday experience, never mind fire walking or bungee jumping, really you cant beat this in any way, and if you think you are a tough guy because you did a bungee jump or skydiving...
As for the challenger, my friend never challenge my creativity again, you really cant beat it. Really.
PS: Before you consider criticising the imoral nature of this post, please bear in mind that this post is not half as offensive as the Inquisition and all the sex scandals of the instituition recently portraid by the media, in reality self-rightiousness is a personal concept that bears no effect on ones actual morals.
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